Who is Paul, really?
He is a good friend of Jim and Dave (at least, until he learns of this website) and the best sport they know. He is the only person we know of, who's actually amused by cruel humor at his own expense.
Paul is an aspiring actor whose face has popped up in numerous TV shows and commercials. He's about 30, sleeps late, and no longer lives with his parents. And yes, he really likes chickens and ducks. We're not quite sure why.